Músicas que tocam na série Two and a Half Men

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01 - Pilot 02 - Big Flappy Bastards 03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 06 - Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? These Boots Are Made For Walkin' - Nancy Sinatra Love Me Tender - Elvis Presley 07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 08 - Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 09 - Phase One, Complete 10 - Merry Thanksgiving 11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 12 - Camel Filters and Pheromones 13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan 14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas 15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 16 - That Was Saliva, Alan 17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick 19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Sabre Dance - Aram Khachaturyan 20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple 21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing 22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 23 - Just Like Buffalo Buffalo Gals - Malcolm McLaren 24 - Can You Feel My Finger

01 - Back Off Mary Poppins 02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 03 - A Bag Full of Jawea 04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra 05 - Bad News from the Clinic 06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Shine On, Harvest Moon - Ruth Etting 07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana I Am What I Am - Jerry Herman 08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 09 - Yes, Monsignor 10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater I Write The Songs - Barry Manilow Oshikuru: Demon Samurai theme - Charlie Sheen 11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos I'm Sorry - Brenda Lee 12 - A Lung Full of Alan 13 - Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów 14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand 16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam! 18 - It Was Mame, Mom 19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

Sherry Baby - Jon Cryer e Charlie Sheen

You Sexy Thing (I Believe in Miracles) - Hot Chocolate 20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother Batman Theme 23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab Super Freak - Rick James Brick House - The Commodores 24 - Does This Smell Funny to You (Season Finale)

01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky 06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One I Can't Stop This Feeling - Charlie Sheen 07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do

America The Beautiful

09 - Madame and Her Special Friend 10 - Something Salted and Twisted 11 - Santa's Village of the Damned 12 - That Special Tug 13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium Getting To Know You - Richard Rodgers 14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 15 - My Tongue Is Meat 16 - Ergo, the Booty Call 17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler 19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 21 - And the Plot Moistens I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major General Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen The Impossible Dream - Mitch Leigh 22 - Just Once with Aunt Sophie 23 - Arguments for the Quickie 24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (Season Finale)

01 - Working for Caligula 02 - Who's Vod Kanockers 03 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey 05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 06 - Apologies for the Frivolity 07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 08 - Release the Dogs 09 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln 11 - Walnuts and Demerol 12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana 13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer 14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 15 - My Damn Stalker 16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too Rock the Boat - The Hues Corporation 17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie 18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville

(Intro de "Stiffs")

Squeeze Box - The Who 19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll Let's All Go to the Lobby - Jack K. Tillar 20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin You Are So Beautiful - Joe Cocker 24 - Prostitutes and Gelato (Season Finale)

01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon 03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 04 - City of Great Racks The Rose - Bianca Ryan 05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail 07 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia French Suite No. 3 in B Minor, BWV 814 - III. Sarabande 11 - Meander to Your Dander Theme from Jaws - John Williams 12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh As Long As He Needs Me - Shirley Bassey 13 - The Soil is Moist 14 - Winky-Dink Time Roxanne - The Police 15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction 16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 17 - Fish in a Drawer Unchained Melody - Righteous Brothers 18 - If My Hole Could Talk 19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper (Season Finale)

01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child 02 - Pie Hole, Herb 03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict 04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin' 05 - A Jock Strap in Hell Warrant - Cherry Pie 06 - It's Always Nazi Week 07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy 08 - Pinocchio's Mouth 09 - The Mooch at the Boo 10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 11 - The Devil's Lube 12 - Thank God for Scoliosis 13 - I Think You Offended Don 14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie Nights In White Satin - The Moody Blues 15 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat 16 - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 18 - My Son's Enormous Head 19 - The Two Finger Rule Zing! Went The Strings Of My Heart! - James F. Hanley Theme from Shaft - Isaac Hayes 20 - Hello, I am Alan Cousteau 21 - Above Exalted Cyclops Cars - Gary Numan 22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids (Season Finale)

01 - 818-jklpuzo Polk Salad Annie - Elvis Presley Two Burritos and a Root Beer Float - Edward Van Halen Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy - The Andrews Sisters You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine - Lou Rawls 02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation 03 - Mmm, Fish. Yum. Papa Was A Rollin' Stone - The Temptations Up, Up and Away - Jimmy Webb

Hush, Little Baby - Jon Cryer

04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple Slow Ride - Foghat 05 - For the Sake of the Child 06 - Give Me Your Thumb 07 - Untainted by Filth

Happy Birthday - Jon Cryer

08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Blame It On The Bossa Nova - Eydie Gormie 10 - That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' The Time of My Life - Bill Medley, Jennifer Warnes 11 - Warning, It's Dirty Jingle Bell Rock - Joe Beal and Jim Boothe Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! - Vaughn Monroe 12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Celeste - Angus T. Jones

I remember You - George Michael 13 - Yay, No Polyps Do You Really Want to Hurt Me - Culture Club 14 - Crude and Uncalled For 15 - Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Baby, It's Cold Outside - Frank Loesser 16 - Tinkle Like a Princess 17 - I Found Your Moustache 18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day 19 - Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave Superdad - Charlie Sheen Up, Up and Away - Jimmy Webb 20 - I Called Him Magoo Oklahoma - Richard Rodgers 21 - Gumby with a Pokey 22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well (Season Finale)

01 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 02 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer Hit The Road Jack - Ray Charles Happy Days Are Here Again - Annette Hanshaw 03 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus 04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel We Didn't Start The Fire - Billy Joel Piano Man - Billy Joel 06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger 07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette 08 - Springtime on a Stick 09 - A Good Time in Central Africa 10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop Viva Las vegas - Elvis Presley 11 - Dead from the Waist Down Rocky's Theme Music - Bill Conti 12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead Everybody Have Fun Tonight - Wang Chung 13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs 15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 16 - That Darn Priest (Season Finale)

01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 02 - People Who Love Peepholes 03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food 04 - Nine Magic Fingers 05 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro So What - Pink 06 - The Squat and the Hover 07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 08 - Thank You for the Intercourse 09 - Frodo's Headshots I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston 10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip 12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe! 13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion You're The One That I Want - John Farrar 14 - A Possum on Chemo 15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 17 - Not in My Mouth! 18 - The War Against Gingivitis 19 - Palmdale, Ech 20 - Grandma's Pie 21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' Girls Just Want To Have Fun - Cyndi Lauper 22 - Why We Gave Up Women 23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole 24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! (Season Finale)

01 - I Changed My Mind About the Milk When a Man Loves a Woman - Michael Bolton 02 - A Big Bag of Dog 03 - Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 04 - You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For 05 - That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 06 - Ferrets, Attack! 07 - Avoid the Chinese Mustard Push It - Salt-N-Pepa 08 - Something My Gynecologist Said Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield 09 - I Scream When I Pee 10 - One Nut Johnson 11 - Give Santa a Tail-Hole O Holy Night - John Sullivan Dwight and Adolphe Adam The Little Drummer Boy - Katherine K. Davis Mele Kalikimaka - R. Alex Anderson 12 - Welcome to Alancrest 13 - Grab a Feather and Get in Line

You're a Douche - Jared Murillo, Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher

Walk Like a Man - Jon Cryer 14 - Run, Steven Staven! Run! 15 - Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 16 - Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 17 - Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 18 - The 9:04 from Pemberton 19 - Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon 20 - Bazinga! That's From a TV Show 21 - Another Night with Neil Diamond 22 - My Bodacious Vidalia 23 - Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped (Season Finale)

01 - Nangnangnangnang 02 - I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 03 - This Unblessed Biscuit 04 - Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 05 - Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 06 - Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 07 - Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 08 - Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 09 - Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 10 - On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 11 - Tazed in the Lady Nuts Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke 12 - Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 13 - Bite Me, Supreme Court 14 - Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 15 - Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 16 - How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 17 - Welcome Home, Jake 18 - West Side Story 19 - Lan mao shi zai wuding shang 20 - Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 21 - Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 22 - Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead (Season Finale)

01 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach 02 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza When a Man Loves a Woman - Michael Bolton 03 - Glamping in a Yurt 04 - Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 05 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 06 - Alan Shot a Little Girl 07 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 08 - Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 09 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 10 - Here I Come, Pants! 11 - For Whom the Booty Calls 12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers 14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 15 - Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2 (Series Finale)